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A collection of vignettes written while sitting with my Dad over his last few months. Happy Father's Day, everyone.

","summary":"A collection of vignettes written while sitting with my Dad over his last few months. Happy Father's Day, everyone.","date_published":"2020-06-19T02:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/97f4e063-b9b9-4154-aa92-76f1e070e254.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":42756850,"duration_in_seconds":2668}]},{"id":"9e22354d-293c-4158-beaa-326c28e0672b","title":"A knit cap with a ball on top","url":"https://petebrownsays.fireside.fm/28","content_text":"A years-long ebay quest for a specific cap has me wondering why we hang on to negative stories. Plus, a mini-history of the long defunct Cleveland Barons and the kind of shit that went down on school buses in the 1970s and 80s.\n\nEbay Auction Listing (now expired):\nhttps://www.ebay.com/itm/VINTAGE-1970s-NHL-Cleveland-Barons-Winter-Knit-Hat-Hockey/323966571446\n\nMusic and SFX Credits\n\n\nIntro and interstitials by Brian Hake\nAdditional Interstitials by Kevin Davison\n\"I'm Not Myself\" by Delicious, feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison\n\"I'm Not Myself\" by Delicious, feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison\n\"I Will Be There For You\" by Alibi, licensed via podcastmusic.com\n\n\nSFX sourced from Freesound.org, including:\n\n\nSounds of Winter Jacket rustling by rightaway: https://freesound.org/people/rightaway/sounds/394026/\nScratchy Record by bone66638 https://freesound.org/people/bone666138/sounds/198855/\n","content_html":"

A years-long ebay quest for a specific cap has me wondering why we hang on to negative stories. Plus, a mini-history of the long defunct Cleveland Barons and the kind of shit that went down on school buses in the 1970s and 80s.

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Ebay Auction Listing (now expired):
\nhttps://www.ebay.com/itm/VINTAGE-1970s-NHL-Cleveland-Barons-Winter-Knit-Hat-Hockey/323966571446

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Music and SFX Credits

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SFX sourced from Freesound.org, including:

\n\n","summary":"A years-long e-bay quest for a specific cap has me wondering why we hang on to negative stories.","date_published":"2020-01-02T10:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/9e22354d-293c-4158-beaa-326c28e0672b.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":34416893,"duration_in_seconds":1431}]},{"id":"23a91689-4fea-421b-a9c2-6767d2098aee","title":"Introducing This is Ohio 2020","url":"https://petebrownsays.fireside.fm/27","content_text":"Hi! I’m Pete. I’m a middle-class father of two who lives in the comfortable ‘burbs of Central Ohio.\n\nMost of my life takes place within this suburban bubble, a fact that I’m never more aware of than when a Presidential election rolls around and Ohio is overrun with candidates and pundits all speaking about an electorate that I don't recognize.\n\nAnd I want to change that.\n\nThis is Ohio 2020 is a both a podcast and a documentary film project chronicling my efforts to escape my bubble in the year leading up to the 2020 election, to meet and interview my fellow Buckeyes from all walks of life – especially those most different from my own. I want to hear your stories: how you grew up and came to be the person you are today. And I want to understand how those stories influence how you think politically.\n\nThe portrait of the Buckeye electorate that we create is one that begins in the personal and leads to the political.\n\nYou can subscribe to This is Ohio 2020 now, wherever you get your podcasts.\n\nMusic:\n\"Cold Funk\" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)\nLicensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0\nhttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/","content_html":"

Hi! I’m Pete. I’m a middle-class father of two who lives in the comfortable ‘burbs of Central Ohio.

\n\n

Most of my life takes place within this suburban bubble, a fact that I’m never more aware of than when a Presidential election rolls around and Ohio is overrun with candidates and pundits all speaking about an electorate that I don't recognize.

\n\n

And I want to change that.

\n\n

This is Ohio 2020 is a both a podcast and a documentary film project chronicling my efforts to escape my bubble in the year leading up to the 2020 election, to meet and interview my fellow Buckeyes from all walks of life – especially those most different from my own. I want to hear your stories: how you grew up and came to be the person you are today. And I want to understand how those stories influence how you think politically.

\n\n

The portrait of the Buckeye electorate that we create is one that begins in the personal and leads to the political.

\n\n

You can subscribe to This is Ohio 2020 now, wherever you get your podcasts.

\n\n

Music:
\n"Cold Funk" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
\nLicensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
\nhttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

","summary":"Pete shares an audio trailer for his new podcast + documentary film project for the coming election year: This is Ohio 2020. Subscribe to This is Ohio 2020 wherever you get your podcasts.\r\n\r\nThis is Ohio 2020 is a podcast and a documentary film project chronicling my efforts to escape my bubble in the year leading up to the 2020 election, to meet and interview my fellow Buckeyes from all walks of life – especially those most different from my own.\r\n\r\nYou can subscribe to This is Ohio 2020 now, wherever you get your podcasts.","date_published":"2019-10-24T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/23a91689-4fea-421b-a9c2-6767d2098aee.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":8645948,"duration_in_seconds":536}]},{"id":"2f50d6a3-0124-4f46-b09a-5f4183e09176","title":"S2 Finale: Stinky On You!","url":"https://petebrownsays.fireside.fm/26","content_text":"Pete welcomes a guest storyteller for the final Season 2 episode...you'll learn how to tell good biker gangs from bad biker gangs, how to gouge a guy's eye out and buy cigarettes at age 10, the greatest Christmas card in history and the secret meaning of the phrase \"stinky on you.\" Plus, Pete shares some insights on Season 2, his plans for Season 3 and a whole new podcast project that's launching soon.\n\nLinks:\n\nThe Jesus Gerbil: Life is Funny: https://thejesusgerbil.wordpress.com/2013/04/05/the-jesus-gerbil/\n\nThe Nest Theatre: https://nesttheatre.com/event/word-live-literature-oct-10-2019-7pm/","content_html":"

Pete welcomes a guest storyteller for the final Season 2 episode...you'll learn how to tell good biker gangs from bad biker gangs, how to gouge a guy's eye out and buy cigarettes at age 10, the greatest Christmas card in history and the secret meaning of the phrase "stinky on you." Plus, Pete shares some insights on Season 2, his plans for Season 3 and a whole new podcast project that's launching soon.

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Links:

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The Jesus Gerbil: Life is Funny: https://thejesusgerbil.wordpress.com/2013/04/05/the-jesus-gerbil/

\n\n

The Nest Theatre: https://nesttheatre.com/event/word-live-literature-oct-10-2019-7pm/

","summary":"Pete welcomes a guest storyteller for the final Season 2 episode...you'll learn how to tell good biker gangs from bad biker gangs, how to gouge a guy's eye out and buy cigarettes at age 10, the greatest Christmas card in history and the secret meaning of the phrase \"stinky on you.\" Plus, Pete shares some insights on Season 2, his plans for Season 3 and a whole new podcast project that's launching soon.","date_published":"2019-10-07T00:15:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/2f50d6a3-0124-4f46-b09a-5f4183e09176.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":22669314,"duration_in_seconds":1412}]},{"id":"710f380c-d65b-4815-954a-3b8374b6feec","title":"The Song Remains the Same","url":"https://petebrownsays.fireside.fm/025","content_text":"Pete goes in search of a song he heard a local band play on a rainy Thursday night in 1993 at a bar called Ruby Tuesday. And, dropping his son off at college for the first time sparks Pete's memories of his first few months away at college in 1989 in all of his be-mulleted, hacky sack playing glory. Plus, an extended rant on the spelling of band names.","content_html":"

Pete goes in search of a song he heard a local band play on a rainy Thursday night in 1993 at a bar called Ruby Tuesday. And, dropping his son off at college for the first time sparks Pete's memories of his first few months away at college in 1989 in all of his be-mulleted, hacky sack playing glory. Plus, an extended rant on the spelling of band names.

","summary":"Pete goes in search of a song he heard a local band play on a rainy Thursday night in 1993 at a bar called Ruby Tuesday's. ","date_published":"2019-09-02T10:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/710f380c-d65b-4815-954a-3b8374b6feec.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":78014633,"duration_in_seconds":4871}]},{"id":"796af972-5f0c-4756-9896-c4b44d9427db","title":"Not Invited to the Party","url":"https://petebrownsays.fireside.fm/023","content_text":"A Meditation on Posterity...One of Pete's old friends is not invited to a party. Dusting off his investigative reporting skills, Pete traces this back to a pair of a purple socks, a flood and an old chair. \n\nThis episode heads down to Central Texas, where I drive my editor crazy as a budding sportswriter, take umbrage with a publicity stunt from the local university, learn first-hand how flooding impacts a community, before returning back to Ohio where Pete notices a chair on the verge of setting a world endurance record, comes clean to his wife about a future museum, and thinks for a bit about the relaionship between social media and posterity.\n\nRead the original essay here: https://medium.com/@petebrownsays\n\n*Music and SFX in this episode includes\n*\n\"I'm Not Myself\" by Delicious (feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison)\n\nSelections from the website audionautix.com\nSelections licensed from the website podcastmusic.com\nSelections from Freesound.org, including:\nhttps://freesound.org/people/Nathan_Lomeli/sounds/79190/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/Jace/sounds/155310/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/ImKoryu/sounds/171261/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/jedspear/sounds/322921/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/Bansemer/sounds/160494/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/AlienXXX/sounds/347980/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/shelbyshark/sounds/457730/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/KieranKeegan/sounds/431477/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/XfiXy8/sounds/467289/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/toonothing/sounds/201534/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/MyLittleAwesome/sounds/169574/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/waveplay_old/sounds/381353/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/GowlerMusic/sounds/266566/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/AlucardsBride/sounds/172738/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/thanvannispen/sounds/9429/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/TheScarlettWitch89/sounds/437612/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/AmeAngelofSin/sounds/253458/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/Simon_Lacelle/sounds/45654/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/Tomlija/sounds/99635/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/xtrsounder/sounds/202498/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/contramundum/sounds/315758/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/nigelcoop/sounds/210513/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/Benboncan/sounds/61311/","content_html":"

A Meditation on Posterity...One of Pete's old friends is not invited to a party. Dusting off his investigative reporting skills, Pete traces this back to a pair of a purple socks, a flood and an old chair.

\n\n

This episode heads down to Central Texas, where I drive my editor crazy as a budding sportswriter, take umbrage with a publicity stunt from the local university, learn first-hand how flooding impacts a community, before returning back to Ohio where Pete notices a chair on the verge of setting a world endurance record, comes clean to his wife about a future museum, and thinks for a bit about the relaionship between social media and posterity.

\n\n

Read the original essay here: https://medium.com/@petebrownsays

\n\n

*Music and SFX in this episode includes
\n*

\n"I'm Not Myself" by Delicious (feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison)

\n\n

Selections from the website audionautix.com
\nSelections licensed from the website podcastmusic.com
\nSelections from Freesound.org, including:
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/Nathan_Lomeli/sounds/79190/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/Jace/sounds/155310/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/ImKoryu/sounds/171261/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/jedspear/sounds/322921/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/Bansemer/sounds/160494/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/AlienXXX/sounds/347980/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/shelbyshark/sounds/457730/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/KieranKeegan/sounds/431477/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/XfiXy8/sounds/467289/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/toonothing/sounds/201534/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/MyLittleAwesome/sounds/169574/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/waveplay_old/sounds/381353/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/GowlerMusic/sounds/266566/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/AlucardsBride/sounds/172738/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/thanvannispen/sounds/9429/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/TheScarlettWitch89/sounds/437612/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/AmeAngelofSin/sounds/253458/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/Simon_Lacelle/sounds/45654/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/Tomlija/sounds/99635/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/xtrsounder/sounds/202498/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/contramundum/sounds/315758/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/nigelcoop/sounds/210513/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/Benboncan/sounds/61311/

","summary":"A Meditation on Posterity...One of Pete's old friends is not invited to a party. Dusting off his investigative reporting skills, Pete traces this back to a pair of a purple socks, a flood, an old chair and a dead cat.","date_published":"2019-07-09T22:30:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/796af972-5f0c-4756-9896-c4b44d9427db.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":68562980,"duration_in_seconds":4275}]},{"id":"bbf98f51-a9fd-44d5-abd5-8fca66719667","title":"Love in an Elevator","url":"https://petebrownsays.fireside.fm/022","content_text":"In the fall of 1989, new radio DJ Pete inexplicably and uncharacteristically turns against Aerosmith's song \"Love in an Elevator.\" Here's the whole story, and it's as ludicrous as late 80's hair metal lyrics can be.\n\nRead the original essay here.\n\nVisit [ColumbusCalling.com](columbuscalling.com)\n\n*Music and SFX in this episode includes\n*\n\"I'm Not Myself\" by Delicious (feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison)\nExcerpts used for further commentary from \"Love in an Elevator\" and \"Janie's Got a Gun\" by Aerosmith, \"Here I Go Again\" by Whitesnake, \"Rock of Ages\" by Def Leppard and \"Angela\" by Motley Crue, \"Most of the Time\" by Bob Dylan, as well as the film \"Aerosmith: The Making of Pump.\"\n\nSelections from the website audionautix.com\nSelections licensed from the website podcastmusic.com\nSelections from Freesound.org","content_html":"

In the fall of 1989, new radio DJ Pete inexplicably and uncharacteristically turns against Aerosmith's song "Love in an Elevator." Here's the whole story, and it's as ludicrous as late 80's hair metal lyrics can be.

\n\n

Read the original essay here.

\n\n

Visit [ColumbusCalling.com](columbuscalling.com)

\n\n

*Music and SFX in this episode includes
\n*

\n"I'm Not Myself" by Delicious (feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison)
\nExcerpts used for further commentary from "Love in an Elevator" and "Janie's Got a Gun" by Aerosmith, "Here I Go Again" by Whitesnake, "Rock of Ages" by Def Leppard and "Angela" by Motley Crue, "Most of the Time" by Bob Dylan, as well as the film "Aerosmith: The Making of Pump."

\n\n

Selections from the website audionautix.com
\nSelections licensed from the website podcastmusic.com
\nSelections from Freesound.org

","summary":"In the fall of 1989, Pete inexplicably and uncharacteristically turned against Aerosmith's song \"Love in an Elevator.\" Here's the whole story, as ludicrous as late 80's hair metal lyrics can be.","date_published":"2019-05-31T00:30:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/bbf98f51-a9fd-44d5-abd5-8fca66719667.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":29921439,"duration_in_seconds":1865}]},{"id":"0f730994-64aa-4a54-9cae-9129c89d5c82","title":"The Big Lie: or, Millennials are killing this episode","url":"https://petebrownsays.fireside.fm/020","content_text":"Millenial bashing is popular among the grouchy old white guy set, and Pete says it's complete and utter bullshit, laying out the argument that those who are bashing Millenials as the everybody-gets-a-trophy generation are hypocrites at best and unloveable assholes at worst. A Gen-Xer stands up for his Millenial colleagues, even as they stand accused of killing everything from breakfast cereal and divorce to car ownership and wine. \n\nAlong the way, he touches on technology, Santa, Imma Keep It Real With u Chief meme, tae kwon do, rotary telephones, mimeographs, The Print Shop, spirit awards, drugs, coaching tee ball, snack schedules and Jesus. \n\nRead the essay version over on Medium.\n\nMusic and SFX in this episode includes\n\"I'm Not Mysefl\" by Delicious (feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison)\n\nSelections from the website [audionautix.com](audionautix.com)\nSelections licensed from the website [podcastmusic.com](podcastmusic.com)\nSelections from[ Freesound.org](freesound.org)","content_html":"

Millenial bashing is popular among the grouchy old white guy set, and Pete says it's complete and utter bullshit, laying out the argument that those who are bashing Millenials as the everybody-gets-a-trophy generation are hypocrites at best and unloveable assholes at worst. A Gen-Xer stands up for his Millenial colleagues, even as they stand accused of killing everything from breakfast cereal and divorce to car ownership and wine.

\n\n

Along the way, he touches on technology, Santa, Imma Keep It Real With u Chief meme, tae kwon do, rotary telephones, mimeographs, The Print Shop, spirit awards, drugs, coaching tee ball, snack schedules and Jesus.

\n\n

Read the essay version over on Medium.

\n\n

Music and SFX in this episode includes
\n"I'm Not Mysefl" by Delicious (feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison)

\n\n

Selections from the website [audionautix.com](audionautix.com)
\nSelections licensed from the website [podcastmusic.com](podcastmusic.com)
\nSelections from[ Freesound.org](freesound.org)

","summary":"A Gen-Xer stands up for his Millenial colleagues and exposes a big lie that sits at the heart of an entire generation. ","date_published":"2019-05-07T00:30:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/0f730994-64aa-4a54-9cae-9129c89d5c82.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":31974473,"duration_in_seconds":1994}]},{"id":"41c7d388-68b3-4c01-b98b-3dbc64f8d58e","title":"How to Like It","url":"https://petebrownsays.fireside.fm/019","content_text":"Pete explores his fears around his son's imminent departure for college, reflecting on teaching, teenagers, oil changes, work ethics, shitty rakes and cheap tacos along the way.\n\nRead the original essay here: https://medium.com/@petebrownsays\n\n*Music and SFX in this episode includes\n*\n\"I'm Not Myself\" by Delicious (feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison)\n\nSelections from the website audionautix.com\nSelections licensed from the website podcastmusic.com\nSelections from Freesound.org, including:\n\nhttps://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/398194/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/kaponja/sounds/54255/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/freefire66/sounds/175954/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/329949/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/z2cradio/sounds/426406/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/thefsoundman/sounds/118513/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/orangefreesounds/sounds/329855/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/DCElliott/sounds/381453/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/NenadSimic/sounds/169086/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/NenadSimic/sounds/169086/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/luminadii/sounds/336754/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/405561/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/ahill86/sounds/207145/","content_html":"

Pete explores his fears around his son's imminent departure for college, reflecting on teaching, teenagers, oil changes, work ethics, shitty rakes and cheap tacos along the way.

\n\n

Read the original essay here: https://medium.com/@petebrownsays

\n\n

*Music and SFX in this episode includes
\n*

\n"I'm Not Myself" by Delicious (feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison)

\n\n

Selections from the website audionautix.com
\nSelections licensed from the website podcastmusic.com
\nSelections from Freesound.org, including:

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https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/398194/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/kaponja/sounds/54255/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/freefire66/sounds/175954/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/sounds/329949/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/z2cradio/sounds/426406/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/thefsoundman/sounds/118513/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/orangefreesounds/sounds/329855/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/DCElliott/sounds/381453/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/NenadSimic/sounds/169086/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/NenadSimic/sounds/169086/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/luminadii/sounds/336754/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/405561/
\nhttps://freesound.org/people/ahill86/sounds/207145/

","summary":"Pete explores his fears around his son's imminent departure for college, reflecting on teaching, teenagers, work ethic, shitty rakes and cheap tacos along the way.","date_published":"2019-04-05T00:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/41c7d388-68b3-4c01-b98b-3dbc64f8d58e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":37191952,"duration_in_seconds":2319}]},{"id":"803b7895-9d10-47e0-9603-28b94afefbfe","title":"Timbuktu","url":"https://petebrownsays.fireside.fm/018","content_text":"We were already full-up on dogs when my wife and kids asked if we could adopt a disabled labrador retriever. When we did, my daughter asked if we could make a movie about him, and over the past ten years, we shot footage and interviews every few months or so. This episode draws from all of that material, and we used it to create a short companion video for this episode:\n\nI did not foresee how much our lives would be impacted by Timbuktu. Here's his story...\n\nRead the original essay here: https://medium.com/@petebrownsays\n\n*Watch the Short Film: *\nThis episode has an accompanying short film...check out Timbuktu in all his glory.\nhttps://vimeo.com/321262030\n\n*Music and SFX in this episode includes\n*\n\"I'm Not Mysefl\" by Delicious (feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison)\n\nSelections from the website audionautix.com\nSelections licensed from the website podcastmusic.com\nSelections from Freesound.org, including:\n\n\n https://freesound.org/people/Setuniman/sounds/403968/\n https://freesound.org/people/chripei/sounds/393663/\n https://freesound.org/people/Setuniman/sounds/248140/\n https://freesound.org/people/TobiasKosmos/sounds/163280/\n https://freesound.org/people/esperri/sounds/118965/\n https://freesound.org/people/be-steele/sounds/369648/\n https://freesound.org/people/caquet/sounds/221171/\n https://freesound.org/people/michorvath/sounds/388245/\n https://freesound.org/people/ItsSmallPotatoes/sounds/219532/\n https://freesound.org/people/dersuperanton/sounds/433709/\n https://freesound.org/people/soundmary/sounds/196650/\n https://freesound.org/people/delphidebrain/sounds/236011/\n https://freesound.org/people/HerbertBoland/sounds/29697/\n https://freesound.org/people/squashy555/sounds/238612/\n https://freesound.org/people/smokum/sounds/89209/\n https://freesound.org/people/Pastabra/sounds/366017/\n https://freesound.org/people/Juan_Merie_Venter/sounds/327666/\n","content_html":"

We were already full-up on dogs when my wife and kids asked if we could adopt a disabled labrador retriever. When we did, my daughter asked if we could make a movie about him, and over the past ten years, we shot footage and interviews every few months or so. This episode draws from all of that material, and we used it to create a short companion video for this episode:

\n\n

I did not foresee how much our lives would be impacted by Timbuktu. Here's his story...

\n\n

Read the original essay here: https://medium.com/@petebrownsays

\n\n

*Watch the Short Film: *
\nThis episode has an accompanying short film...check out Timbuktu in all his glory.
\nhttps://vimeo.com/321262030

\n\n

*Music and SFX in this episode includes
\n*

\n"I'm Not Mysefl" by Delicious (feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison)

\n\n

Selections from the website audionautix.com
\nSelections licensed from the website podcastmusic.com
\nSelections from Freesound.org, including:

\n\n","summary":"We were already full-up on dogs when my wife and kids asked if we could adopt a disabled labrador retriever. I did not foresee how much our lives would be impacted by Timbuktu.","date_published":"2019-03-04T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/803b7895-9d10-47e0-9603-28b94afefbfe.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":32258183,"duration_in_seconds":2009}]},{"id":"11c08bba-c1cb-493c-b817-15fa921a71bb","title":"Sleeping Late and Speaking French","url":"https://petebrownsays.fireside.fm/017","content_text":"I revisit some of the dicey decisions I made in my early 20s, and as my son prepares to head off to college, I wonder how I can help him not do the same. Along the way I touch on the burrito buggy, selling plasma, drink-and-drown, quad night at the Junction, French class, spring training, hoodoos at the Grand Canyon, taco eating contests, getting lost,saying cool beans, 8 am classes, Whoppers, Ogre and Mrs. Ogre, the London tube, french fries and the only truth I can seem to grasp after 25 years of beating myself up over one bad choice made in a hot basement corridor.\n\nRead the essay on Medium: \nhttps://medium.com/@petebrownsays/sleeping-late-and-speaking-french-81daf82b14de\n\nMusic and SFX in this episode includes:\n\n\"I'm Not Myself\" by Delicious (feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison)\nSelections from the website audionautix.com\nSelections licensed from the website podcastmusic.com\nSelections from Freesound.org, including \n\n\nhttps://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/sounds/405249/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/ahjteam/sounds/202671/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/Podsburgh/sounds/370710/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/CyrileneRossouw/sounds/407577/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/Ev-Dawg/sounds/346772/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/Duesenbert/sounds/404430/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/454389/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/wdmatheson/sounds/341181/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/BiancaBothaPure/sounds/365711/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/mario1298/sounds/155778/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/meggiepie/sounds/389678/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/ciccarelli/sounds/135447/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/JSC2011/sounds/347743/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/johnnypanic/sounds/350305/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/LittleRainySeasons/sounds/335906/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/SMATTS/sounds/443002/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/Breviceps/sounds/445978/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/rodincoil/sounds/271945/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/Rocotilos/sounds/341488/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/NenadSimic/sounds/169086/\n","content_html":"

I revisit some of the dicey decisions I made in my early 20s, and as my son prepares to head off to college, I wonder how I can help him not do the same. Along the way I touch on the burrito buggy, selling plasma, drink-and-drown, quad night at the Junction, French class, spring training, hoodoos at the Grand Canyon, taco eating contests, getting lost,saying cool beans, 8 am classes, Whoppers, Ogre and Mrs. Ogre, the London tube, french fries and the only truth I can seem to grasp after 25 years of beating myself up over one bad choice made in a hot basement corridor.

\n\n

Read the essay on Medium:
\nhttps://medium.com/@petebrownsays/sleeping-late-and-speaking-french-81daf82b14de

\n\n

Music and SFX in this episode includes:

\n\n

"I'm Not Myself" by Delicious (feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison)
\nSelections from the website audionautix.com
\nSelections licensed from the website podcastmusic.com
\nSelections from Freesound.org, including

\n\n","summary":"I revisit some of the dicey decisions I made in my early 20s, and as my son prepares to head off to college, I wonder how I can help him not do the same. ","date_published":"2019-02-27T23:30:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/11c08bba-c1cb-493c-b817-15fa921a71bb.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":59958705,"duration_in_seconds":3739}]},{"id":"78eb0a35-0546-4bc9-b3d0-5eca6f017a09","title":"Whoomp! There it is!","url":"https://petebrownsays.fireside.fm/016","content_text":"From the 1978 Chevy El Camino to Popeye's 'roid rage to Barack Obama to Notting Hill: I walk you through a series of phrases that I struggle to understand, ending, inevitably, at Whoomp! There it is! Along the way, an almost-selfie teaches me something weighty about myself. \n\nYou won't believe what it is.\n\nRead the essay on Medium: \nhttps://medium.com/@petebrownsays/whoomp-there-it-is-f90ca0389f46\n\nRisk! Live Show, Cincinnati: http://risk-show.com/\n\n*Whoomp, there he is: Obama lookalike in Tag Team's 1993 video: http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/06/07/obama.music.video/index.html\n*\n\nMusic and SFX in this episode includes:\n\n\"I'm Not Myself\" by Delicious (feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison)\nSelections from the website audionautix.com\nSelections licensed from the website podcastmusic.com\nSelections from Freesound.org, including \n\n\nhttps://freesound.org/people/lwdickens/sounds/317738/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/1sticky8/sounds/249538/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/lunchmoney/sounds/378723/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/santino_c/sounds/170825/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/noah0189/sounds/264499/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/jmayoff/sounds/256959/\nhttps://freesound.org/people/benjaminharveydesign/sounds/315941/\n","content_html":"

From the 1978 Chevy El Camino to Popeye's 'roid rage to Barack Obama to Notting Hill: I walk you through a series of phrases that I struggle to understand, ending, inevitably, at Whoomp! There it is! Along the way, an almost-selfie teaches me something weighty about myself.

\n\n

You won't believe what it is.

\n\n

Read the essay on Medium:
\nhttps://medium.com/@petebrownsays/whoomp-there-it-is-f90ca0389f46

\n\n

Risk! Live Show, Cincinnati: http://risk-show.com/

\n\n

*Whoomp, there he is: Obama lookalike in Tag Team's 1993 video: http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/06/07/obama.music.video/index.html
\n*

\n\n

Music and SFX in this episode includes:

\n\n

"I'm Not Myself" by Delicious (feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison)
\nSelections from the website audionautix.com
\nSelections licensed from the website podcastmusic.com
\nSelections from Freesound.org, including

\n\n","summary":"From the 1978 Chevy El Camino to Popeye's 'roid rage to Barack Obama to Notting Hill: I walk you through a series of phrases that I struggle to understand, ending, inevitably, at Whoomp! There it is! Along the way, an almost-selfie teaches me something weighty about myself. You won't believe what it is.","date_published":"2019-02-14T00:30:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/78eb0a35-0546-4bc9-b3d0-5eca6f017a09.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":22861326,"duration_in_seconds":1425}]},{"id":"13486760-fad6-4c00-91b4-ab814afddc05","title":"WTH vs. WTF","url":"https://petebrownsays.fireside.fm/015","content_text":"What's missing between WTH and WTF? The answer involves death metal, the Super Bowl Shuffle and an actual telegram from Western Union.\n\nRead the original essay: https://medium.com/@petebrownsays/wth-vs-wtf-5bb19e5097e5\n\nRisk! Live Show, Cincinnati: http://risk-show.com/tour/\n\nCleveland Scene, \"Bad Apples\" 2002: https://www.clevescene.com/cleveland/bad-apples/Content?oid=1483545\n\nMusic and SFX in this episode includes\n\"I'm Not Mysefl\" by Delicious (feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison)\n\nSelections from the website audionautix.com\nSelections licensed from the website podcastmusic.com\nSelections from Freesound.org, including \nNenadSimic: https://freesound.org/people/NenadSimic/sounds/169086/\nDW: https://freesound.org/people/D%20W/sounds/151985/","content_html":"

What's missing between WTH and WTF? The answer involves death metal, the Super Bowl Shuffle and an actual telegram from Western Union.

\n\n

Read the original essay: https://medium.com/@petebrownsays/wth-vs-wtf-5bb19e5097e5

\n\n

Risk! Live Show, Cincinnati: http://risk-show.com/tour/

\n\n

Cleveland Scene, "Bad Apples" 2002: https://www.clevescene.com/cleveland/bad-apples/Content?oid=1483545

\n\n

Music and SFX in this episode includes
\n"I'm Not Mysefl" by Delicious (feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison)

\n\n

Selections from the website audionautix.com
\nSelections licensed from the website podcastmusic.com
\nSelections from Freesound.org, including
\nNenadSimic: https://freesound.org/people/NenadSimic/sounds/169086/
\nDW: https://freesound.org/people/D%20W/sounds/151985/

","summary":"What's missing between WTH and WTF? The answer involves death metal, a corrupt vice principal, the Super Bowl Shuffle and an actual telegram from Western Union.","date_published":"2019-02-01T00:30:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/13486760-fad6-4c00-91b4-ab814afddc05.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":35539878,"duration_in_seconds":2217}]},{"id":"e6850482-e5e6-4535-b85f-02a4b4cc1550","title":"The Context Crisis","url":"https://petebrownsays.fireside.fm/014","content_text":"I explore the connection between social media, my teenagers and my blood pressure. Along the way, I discover what connects J. Alfred Prufock, Snapchat, Instagram, beastiality, cat-eating aliens, blue monkeys, spam and ferrets. Believe it or not, the answer is Bon Jovi. \n\nRead the original essay here: https://medium.com/@petebrownsays/the-context-crisis-4846e734d713\n\nMusic and SFX in this episode includes\n\"I'm Not Mysefl\" by Delicious (feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison)\n\nSelections from the website audionautix.com\nSelections licensed from the website podcastmusic.com\nSelections from Freesound.org","content_html":"

I explore the connection between social media, my teenagers and my blood pressure. Along the way, I discover what connects J. Alfred Prufock, Snapchat, Instagram, beastiality, cat-eating aliens, blue monkeys, spam and ferrets. Believe it or not, the answer is Bon Jovi.

\n\n

Read the original essay here: https://medium.com/@petebrownsays/the-context-crisis-4846e734d713

\n\n

Music and SFX in this episode includes
\n"I'm Not Mysefl" by Delicious (feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison)

\n\n

Selections from the website audionautix.com
\nSelections licensed from the website podcastmusic.com
\nSelections from Freesound.org

","summary":"I explore the connection between social media, my teenagers and my blood pressure. Along the way, I discover what connects J. Alfred Prufock, Snapchat, Instagram, beastiality, cat-eating aliens, blue monkeys, spam and ferrets. Believe it or not, the answer is Bon Jovi. ","date_published":"2019-01-17T00:15:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/e6850482-e5e6-4535-b85f-02a4b4cc1550.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":38775510,"duration_in_seconds":2418}]},{"id":"acef659e-cf9b-4558-8684-03d12b360481","title":"Flippin' the Bird","url":"https://petebrownsays.fireside.fm/013","content_text":"When was the last time you flipped someone off? Or were on the receiving end of the bird? From Improv class to creative writing workshops to parking lots to bossy drivers and hammer-wielding tweens, I explore my evolving relationship with this most basic form of communication.\n\nRead the original essay here: https://medium.com/@petebrownsays/flippin-the-bird-84276282aa3d\n\nEpisode Photo \"126/365 F You (but with a smile)\" by Flickr user stuartpilbrow\n\nMusic and SFX in this episode includes\n\"I'm Not Mysefl\" by Delicious (feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison)\n\nSelections from the website audionautix.com\nSelections licensed from the website podcastmusic.com\nSelections from Freesound.org, including:\n\n\n https://freesound.org/people/limetoe/sounds/342465/\n https://freesound.org/people/saturdaysoundguy/sounds/388032/\n https://freesound.org/people/vedas/sounds/178673/\n https://freesound.org/people/zombiechaser3/sounds/134991/\n https://freesound.org/people/kvgarlic/sounds/253535/\n https://freesound.org/people/Yin_Yang_Jake007/sounds/415296/\n https://freesound.org/people/Julien%20Matthey/sounds/436588/\n","content_html":"

When was the last time you flipped someone off? Or were on the receiving end of the bird? From Improv class to creative writing workshops to parking lots to bossy drivers and hammer-wielding tweens, I explore my evolving relationship with this most basic form of communication.

\n\n

Read the original essay here: https://medium.com/@petebrownsays/flippin-the-bird-84276282aa3d

\n\n

Episode Photo "126/365 F You (but with a smile)" by Flickr user stuartpilbrow

\n\n

Music and SFX in this episode includes
\n"I'm Not Mysefl" by Delicious (feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison)

\n\n

Selections from the website audionautix.com
\nSelections licensed from the website podcastmusic.com
\nSelections from Freesound.org, including:

\n\n","summary":"When was the last time you flipped someone off? Or were on the receiving end of the bird? I explore my evolving relationship with this most basic form of communication.","date_published":"2019-01-03T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/acef659e-cf9b-4558-8684-03d12b360481.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":29031118,"duration_in_seconds":1810}]},{"id":"fbd6be4c-47f1-442c-932e-51e5d76d1e61","title":"S2 Preview: From unholy doggos to the windy coast of Ireland to outlaw dirt track racing","url":"https://petebrownsays.fireside.fm/012","content_text":"Everything from unholy doggos to the windy coast of Ireland to outlaw dirt track racing...Get a sneak preview of Season 2 in this trailer.","content_html":"

Everything from unholy doggos to the windy coast of Ireland to outlaw dirt track racing...Get a sneak preview of Season 2 in this trailer.

","summary":"Everything from unholy doggos to the windy coast of Ireland to outlaw dirt track racing...Get a sneak preview of Season 2 in this trailer.","date_published":"2018-12-21T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/fbd6be4c-47f1-442c-932e-51e5d76d1e61.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":9266474,"duration_in_seconds":574}]},{"id":"468b73fc-e32d-4f0a-aa6f-dc190c973e0d","title":"[Bonus] Stop Hittin' Yourself","url":"https://petebrownsays.fireside.fm/011","content_text":"As promised, it's a bonus Season One episode! Pete faces his greatest challenge yet: buying a set of tires at Costco. Can he do it, or will it devolve into an absurdist folly? I think you know the answer to that. Plus: Some reflections on Season 1 and a peek at Season 2.","content_html":"

As promised, it's a bonus Season One episode! Pete faces his greatest challenge yet: buying a set of tires at Costco. Can he do it, or will it devolve into an absurdist folly? I think you know the answer to that. Plus: Some reflections on Season 1 and a peek at Season 2.

","summary":"In this bonus Season One episode, Pete faces his greatest challenge yet: buying a set of tires at Costco. Can he do it, or will it devolve into an absurdist folly? I think you know the answer to that. Plus: Reflections on Season 1.","date_published":"2017-12-28T16:30:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/468b73fc-e32d-4f0a-aa6f-dc190c973e0d.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":30739195,"duration_in_seconds":1896}]},{"id":"dde5c308-e92e-49f6-adbc-3c34afc7a6e3","title":"Cut to the Chase","url":"https://petebrownsays.fireside.fm/010","content_text":"Did you ever have a ready-to-retire teacher who was pretty much done with the bullshit? In this episode, I tell four quick, funny stories about some weird assignments I was given during seventh and eighth-grade religion class, my equally odd responses to them, and whether they were due to a poorly conceived curriculum, or just because the teacher was wrapping up her career. \n\nRead an essay version of this show over on Medium.com.\n\nMusic and SFX Credits\n\nIntro and interstitials by Brian Hake\nAdditional Interstitials by Kevin Davison\n\"I'm Not Myself\" by Delicious, feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison\n\nSome SFX sourced from Freesound.org\nAdditional SFX and music licensed directly from podcastmusic.com","content_html":"

Did you ever have a ready-to-retire teacher who was pretty much done with the bullshit? In this episode, I tell four quick, funny stories about some weird assignments I was given during seventh and eighth-grade religion class, my equally odd responses to them, and whether they were due to a poorly conceived curriculum, or just because the teacher was wrapping up her career.

\n\n

Read an essay version of this show over on Medium.com.

\n\n

Music and SFX Credits

\n\n

Intro and interstitials by Brian Hake
\nAdditional Interstitials by Kevin Davison
\n"I'm Not Myself" by Delicious, feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison

\n\n

Some SFX sourced from Freesound.org
\nAdditional SFX and music licensed directly from podcastmusic.com

","summary":"Pete shares four stories about odd assignments in middle school religion class, and wonders about the ready-to-retire teacher who assigned them.","date_published":"2017-12-18T00:15:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/dde5c308-e92e-49f6-adbc-3c34afc7a6e3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":30069659,"duration_in_seconds":1852}]},{"id":"c473e757-0762-44ac-83f6-a2eb378eaab5","title":"Vote for Pedro","url":"https://petebrownsays.fireside.fm/009","content_text":"This episode features a connect-the-dots of pop culture essay that runs from Napoleon Dynamite to David Puddy to Buckwheat to Brooklyn Nets power forward Luis Scola, to the Superfriends to Chief Wahoo. I step through the logic that connects each of these things to arrive at a relatively unpopular conclusion, at least among the denizens of the 2-1-6. \n\nRead an essay version of this show over on Medium.com.\n\nMusic and SFX Credits\n\nIntro and interstitials by Brian Hake\nAdditional Interstitials by Kevin Davison\n\"I'm Not Myself\" by Delicious, feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison\n\nSome SFX sourced from Freesound.org\nAdditional SFX and music licensed directly from podcastmusic.com","content_html":"

This episode features a connect-the-dots of pop culture essay that runs from Napoleon Dynamite to David Puddy to Buckwheat to Brooklyn Nets power forward Luis Scola, to the Superfriends to Chief Wahoo. I step through the logic that connects each of these things to arrive at a relatively unpopular conclusion, at least among the denizens of the 2-1-6.

\n\n

Read an essay version of this show over on Medium.com.

\n\n

Music and SFX Credits

\n\n

Intro and interstitials by Brian Hake
\nAdditional Interstitials by Kevin Davison
\n"I'm Not Myself" by Delicious, feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison

\n\n

Some SFX sourced from Freesound.org
\nAdditional SFX and music licensed directly from podcastmusic.com

","summary":"From Napoleon Dynamite to Buckwheat to the Superfriends to Power Forward Luis Scola to Chief Wahoo: Pete connects the pop culture dots to arrive a deeper conclusion.","date_published":"2017-12-12T00:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/c473e757-0762-44ac-83f6-a2eb378eaab5.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":24940303,"duration_in_seconds":1533}]},{"id":"1ef5d2f9-e0bf-411f-9262-8724367f4adc","title":"Three Drinks at the Turn","url":"https://petebrownsays.fireside.fm/008","content_text":"Do you remember your first job?\n\nI've been telling a pretty lame joke about golf for years. In this episode, I trace it back to the summer I spent caddying at a country club. In the process, I dig up some strong feelings about hazing, bullies, wealth, learning to curse and standing up to one's father.\n\nRead an essay version of today's episode over on Medium.\n\n*Music and SFX Credits\n*\nIntro and interstitials by Brian Hake\nAdditional Interstitials by Kevin Davison\n\"I'm Not Myself\" by Delicious, feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison\n\nSome SFX sourced from Freesound.org\nAdditional SFX and music licensed directly from podcastmusic.com","content_html":"

Do you remember your first job?

\n\n

I've been telling a pretty lame joke about golf for years. In this episode, I trace it back to the summer I spent caddying at a country club. In the process, I dig up some strong feelings about hazing, bullies, wealth, learning to curse and standing up to one's father.

\n\n

Read an essay version of today's episode over on Medium.

\n\n

*Music and SFX Credits
\n*

\nIntro and interstitials by Brian Hake
\nAdditional Interstitials by Kevin Davison
\n"I'm Not Myself" by Delicious, feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison

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Some SFX sourced from Freesound.org
\nAdditional SFX and music licensed directly from podcastmusic.com

","summary":"Pete's been telling a lame joke about golf for years. In this episode, he traces it back to the summer he spent caddying at a country club.","date_published":"2017-12-03T20:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/1ef5d2f9-e0bf-411f-9262-8724367f4adc.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":12268045,"duration_in_seconds":1482}]},{"id":"a57f2164-df8b-4238-af51-7f5c14faab14","title":"The Orange Badge of Courage","url":"https://petebrownsays.fireside.fm/007","content_text":"Pete explores what it means to be the cool parent: from couch forts and pets to fireworks and Humans vs. Zombies. Can he keep up with the kids across a long weekend on a college campus? How many dogs is too many dogs? Plus Jodie returns to the podcast to explain what 'Busties' is and why it was banned for life in the Brown household. All this and more in this exciting episode that you don't want to miss.\n\nWant to read the essay this episode is based on? Head over to my page at Medium.\n\nLearn more about the HvZ EndWar.\n\nMusic and SFX Credits\n\nIntro and interstitials by Brian Hake\nAdditional Interstitials by Kevin Davison\n\"I'm Not Myself\" by Delicious, feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison\n\nSome SFX sourced from Freesound.org\nAdditional SFX and music licensed directly from podcastmusic.com","content_html":"

Pete explores what it means to be the cool parent: from couch forts and pets to fireworks and Humans vs. Zombies. Can he keep up with the kids across a long weekend on a college campus? How many dogs is too many dogs? Plus Jodie returns to the podcast to explain what 'Busties' is and why it was banned for life in the Brown household. All this and more in this exciting episode that you don't want to miss.

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Want to read the essay this episode is based on? Head over to my page at Medium.

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Learn more about the HvZ EndWar.

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Music and SFX Credits

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Intro and interstitials by Brian Hake
\nAdditional Interstitials by Kevin Davison
\n"I'm Not Myself" by Delicious, feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison

\n\n

Some SFX sourced from Freesound.org
\nAdditional SFX and music licensed directly from podcastmusic.com

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How do we get to know who are parents really are, when they're not all parenting it up? In this episode, an item from my childhood resurfaces, fully awash in mystery. As I get to the bottom of the Pillowcase Mystery, I learn all about my Mom and a true Olympic hero.

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You can read an essay version of this show over on Medium.

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Follow me on Instagram and Twitter!

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Music and SFX Credits

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Intro and interstitials by Brian Hake
\nAdditional Interstitials by Kevin Davison
\n"I'm Not Myself" by Delicious, feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison

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SFX sourced from Freesound.org,
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\nBleep by ermine
\nQuarterTone by tt18x16-mp-hdv04
\nPiano Improvisation by Bradovic

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Additional SFX licensed directly from podcastmusic.com

","summary":"An item from my childhood resurfaces in my adult life, awash in mystery. I attempt to get to the bottom of the Pillowcase Mystery.","date_published":"2017-11-13T22:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/9f209c9c-49b5-4ffd-b361-3688c74866c0.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":34426912,"duration_in_seconds":2127}]},{"id":"8a6b2579-7a8f-40c7-ab24-93b8ba3e8da2","title":"I become *that* Dad.","url":"https://petebrownsays.fireside.fm/005","content_text":"Pete wrestles with an unruly essay about soccer, wonders why he can't seem to let anything go and explores whether or not he has passed on his cursed memory to his son. With: Parken Brown.\n\nRead an essay version of this show over on Medium.com.\n\nMusic and SFX Credits\n\nIntro and interstitials by Brian Hake\nAdditional Interstitials by Kevin Davison\n\"I'm Not Myself\" by Delicious, feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison\n\nAdditional music and SFX licensed from podcastmusic.com.","content_html":"

Pete wrestles with an unruly essay about soccer, wonders why he can't seem to let anything go and explores whether or not he has passed on his cursed memory to his son. With: Parken Brown.

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Read an essay version of this show over on Medium.com.

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Music and SFX Credits

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Intro and interstitials by Brian Hake
\nAdditional Interstitials by Kevin Davison
\n"I'm Not Myself" by Delicious, feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison

\n\n

Additional music and SFX licensed from podcastmusic.com.

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Do you like Fall? Or Football? Or Foibles? Then this is the episode for you.

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Is there something you always thought you’d be good at, but never have actually tried? Well, there was something I thought I’d be good at, and finally went out and tried it. Results were...mixed.

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Want to read the essay this episode is based on? Head over to my page at Medium.

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Music and SFX Credits

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Intro and interstitials by Brian Hake
\nAdditional Interstitials by Kevin Davison
\n"I'm Not Myself" by Delicious, feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison

\n\n

SFX sourced from Freesound.org, including:

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\nChaChing by guest
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\nQuarterTone by tt18x16-mp-hdv04
\nPiano Improvisation by Bradovic

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Additional SFX licensed directly from podcastmusic.com
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\nAmateur Football Game
\nHuman Gurgle
\nFootball Block with Grunt
\nCrowd Angry
\nWhistle Referee 6ext8-11527
\nCarStartFourCylinder
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","summary":"Is there something you always thought you’d be good at, but never have actually tried? Well, there was something I thought I’d be good at, and finally went out and tried it. Like Fall? Like Football? Like Foibles? This is the episode for you.","date_published":"2017-10-29T19:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/448cf652-9e12-4151-8add-04050616694e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":24107610,"duration_in_seconds":1480}]},{"id":"58ce5c0f-48c4-468b-bed4-835a2f2a072a","title":"Two Lies and a Truth","url":"https://petebrownsays.fireside.fm/003","content_text":"Why do we tell lies? And once you tell a lie, can you just move on with your life? Or does the canard continue to haunt you?\n\nIn this episode, I explore lying by diving into a few corkers that I've told over the years. Plus, what it takes to get hit by a pitch in baseball, and listener stories about a basketball career that should have been and a man who may or may not have believed himself to be Jon Bon Jovi.\n\nMusic and SFX Credits\n\n\nIntro and interstitials by Brian Hake\nAdditional Interstitials by Kevin Davison\n\"I'm Not Myself\" by Delicious, feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison\n\"Impromptu in Quarter\" by Kevin Macleod, incompetech.com\nPrelude No. 21 by Chris Zabriskie is licensed under a Creative Commons \nAttribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)\nSource: http://chriszabriskie.com/preludes/\nArtist: http://chriszabriskie.com/\nAcoustic Guitar 1 by Jason Shaw, audionautix.com\n\n\nSFX sourced from Freesound.org, including:\n\n\nSounds of Record Player by user luffy\nRace Car Ambience by Jakob Thiesen\nGhost Wind by Cell31 Sound Productions\nQuarter Tone by tt18x16-mp-hdc\nRimshot by jmayhoff\nFalling Post and Pans by Reg7783\nSlow Cracking Ice by PhilllChabbb\nBaseball Hit by pooleside\nBleep by ermine\nBig Elevator Going Down by finalcrystine\n","content_html":"

Why do we tell lies? And once you tell a lie, can you just move on with your life? Or does the canard continue to haunt you?

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In this episode, I explore lying by diving into a few corkers that I've told over the years. Plus, what it takes to get hit by a pitch in baseball, and listener stories about a basketball career that should have been and a man who may or may not have believed himself to be Jon Bon Jovi.

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Music and SFX Credits

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SFX sourced from Freesound.org, including:

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When is something an homage to source material, and when is it plagiarism? I explore this line, plus fan fiction, junk drawers and the time I came this close to winning a contest. This show includes an interview with my 14-year-old daughter that proved to be one of the top-5 toughest interviews I've ever had.

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Read an essay version of today's show at Medium.com
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\nMusic and SFX Credits

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Intro and interstitials by Brian Hake
\nAdditional Interstitials by Kevin Davison
\n"I'm Not Myself" by Delicious, feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison
\n"Big Horns Intro" by Audionautix.com

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\nSlap Bass by Mr. Wolf
\nBrush Loop by Vincent Sermonne
\nChaise Glisse by maxdemianagl
\nDrawer Open Close by ediecz
\nGas Station Driveway Bell by Milton
\nGas Station Pump Filling by Nebulae
\nFlute 3 by MadMerv
\nSteady Highway Driving by Joe Deshon
\nQuarter Tone tt18x16 by mp hdc vo4
\nBeat 5 Loop by a Fleeting Speck
\nSchool Recess by CLGood
\nCorsica S by shivvle

","summary":"When is something an homage to source material, and when is it plagiarism? I explore the line between them, fan fiction, junk drawers and the time I got totally gypped in a button design contest.","date_published":"2017-10-15T21:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/5f6d1cb6-2d51-4658-a3c3-027c550c224a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":27286696,"duration_in_seconds":1679}]},{"id":"439ace4d-3bb5-445c-a807-ca5fc67ef6ce","title":"Made-up Words","url":"https://petebrownsays.fireside.fm/001","content_text":"Do you have a word that's unique to your family only? Or maybe a funny pronunciation that's carried through from you or your kiddo's childhood? Most made-up words have unique backstories just below their surface. \n\nIn this episode, we explore a made-up word that made its way into a high school English class, as well as one from my own childhood that I've been trying to reclaim. Along the way, you're going to hear about a very odd poster hanging in a child's room, swirlies, Russian babushkas, the lamination machine and the Peanuts gang.\n\nRead an essay version of today's show on Medium.\n\n*Music and SFX Credits\n*\nIntro and interstitials by Brian Hake\nAdditional Interstitials by Kevin Davison\n\"I'm Not Myself\" by Delicious, feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison\n\"I Like Peanuts\" by Audionautix.com\n\n*SFX sourced from Freesound.org, including:\n*\nSounds of Record Player by luffy\nRimshot by jmayhoff\nRedial Landline by mshahen\nFlush by phreaksaccount\nSchool Ambient by cones\nCrickets by Frus\nHorn fail wah-wah by taranp\nDinner table by malden\nAccordion by lepolainyann\nRussian Babushka performed by Jodie Brown","content_html":"

Do you have a word that's unique to your family only? Or maybe a funny pronunciation that's carried through from you or your kiddo's childhood? Most made-up words have unique backstories just below their surface.

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In this episode, we explore a made-up word that made its way into a high school English class, as well as one from my own childhood that I've been trying to reclaim. Along the way, you're going to hear about a very odd poster hanging in a child's room, swirlies, Russian babushkas, the lamination machine and the Peanuts gang.

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Read an essay version of today's show on Medium.

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*Music and SFX Credits
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\nIntro and interstitials by Brian Hake
\nAdditional Interstitials by Kevin Davison
\n"I'm Not Myself" by Delicious, feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison
\n"I Like Peanuts" by Audionautix.com

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\nRedial Landline by mshahen
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\nCrickets by Frus
\nHorn fail wah-wah by taranp
\nDinner table by malden
\nAccordion by lepolainyann
\nRussian Babushka performed by Jodie Brown

","summary":"Do you have a word that's unique to your family only? Or maybe a funny pronunciation that's carried through from you or your kiddo's childhood? Most made-up words have unique backstories just below their surface. In this episode, we get to the bottom of a few made-up words","date_published":"2017-10-08T22:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/439ace4d-3bb5-445c-a807-ca5fc67ef6ce.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":20420682,"duration_in_seconds":1251}]},{"id":"64db4810-8e69-4e10-b907-d4d5a33ef2c7","title":"Homecoming: On Memory, Plus the View from Under the Bus","url":"https://petebrownsays.fireside.fm/000","content_text":"In Episode 0, you'll hear what PeteBrownSays is all about:\n\n\nHow my memory works, specifically, and how memory functions over time\nWhat my podcast is all about and why podcasting is the right medium for these stories\nand a bonus story: Homecoming, plus the View from Under the Bus\n\n A post shared by Pete Brown (@petebrownsays) on Oct 9, 2017 at 4:53pm PDT \n\nLinks\n\n\nRead Homecoming, plus the View from Under the Bus on Medium.\n\nMore on Flashbulb Memories \n\nThe Consistency of Flashbulb Memories \n\nMusic and SFX Credits\n\n\nIntro and interstitials by Brian Hake\nAdditional Interstitials by Kevin Davison\n\"I'm Not Myself\" by Delicious, feat. Brian Hake and Kevin Davison\n\"By the Pool\" by Jingle Punks, YouTube Audio Library\n\n\nSFX sourced from Freesound.org, including:\n\n\nLeaves on the Wind by user alexbird\nSounds of Record Player by user luffy\nBonfire sounds by electrovalence \nMarching Band sounds by freqman \nMarchingBand 2 by frae\nCrowd Cheering by Adam N\nCrowd booing by unchain\nRimshot by jmayhoff\nSchoolbus by cognate precept\nElementary school playground by tomliajames sounds of lockers\nBleep by ermine\n","content_html":"

In Episode 0, you'll hear what PeteBrownSays is all about:

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Read Homecoming, plus the View from Under the Bus on Medium.

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More on Flashbulb Memories

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The Consistency of Flashbulb Memories

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Music and SFX Credits

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SFX sourced from Freesound.org, including:

\n\n","summary":"Episode 0 previews the forthcoming 10 episode season of creative nonfiction memoir, explores how Pete's memory works, and concludes with a bonus story: *Homecoming, plus the View from Under the Bus*.","date_published":"2017-10-08T11:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/bb79aa15-915d-41c2-8c03-83db58f19b9d/64db4810-8e69-4e10-b907-d4d5a33ef2c7.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":25608902,"duration_in_seconds":1572}]}]}